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Michael Jackson Dies at 50 |
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Saturday, 27 June 2009 |
June 25, 2009 - The World is in Shock!!! Michael Jackson dies at 50!
Michael Jackson had a cardiac arrest. When emergency personal arrived he was in a coma. They rushed him to a hospital and tried to revive him for an hour without any luck. He was pronounced dead at 2:26pm Pacific Time.
It is presumed that Michael was under a lot of stress due to 50 shows that he was supposed to do in the next few months. He had been practicing for the shows and the night before he had a rehearsal at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. His show promoters had done a physical test on him a few months back and everything had checked out OK. | 
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It is also rumored that Michael was taking a lot of medication, which may have had a roll in his cardiac arrest. Michael Jackson is currently going through an autopsy, but the results may take up to 2 weeks.
R.I.P Michael Jackson, we will miss you. You may be gone, but your music will always be with us and even after we are gone. Your music will out live any of us.
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 27 June 2009 )
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"Black British Jew" claims to be Jacko Babies' Mama |
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Tuesday, 31 October 2006 |
A British woman, Nona Paris Lola Jackson (real name, Deborah Olufunmilola Oluwatoyosi Famoriyo), says that she is the birth mother of all three of Jackson's children -- and, in an even more disturbing twist, she insists they were conceived the old-fashioned way.
Yeah right! The first part of her claim could be true, but the latter, no way ...
The 36-year-old self-described "Black British Jew" says in her filing that "Michael and I are a sexually active couple and have been this way from the beginning," some 20 years back. The plaintiff -- a welfare recipient who's under the care of England's National Health Service for a variety of emotional disorders -- is seeking to have a say in visitation matters involving "her" children and Debbie Rowe, the woman anointed as their mom by most people, including the ones responsible for delivering them.
I guess this again proves that the old saying is true - birds of a feather, flock together!
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Man! I feel like a woman! |
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Friday, 13 October 2006 |
 Man! I feel like a woman!
MJ was snapped wearing tight “figure hugging” blue denim jeans, black stiletto heels and a ruffled blouse during a day out with an unidentified female friend.
He could easily have been mistaken for his surgically enhanced sister, Latoya!
According to The Sun, a passer-by in the French resort of St Tropez said: “His physique has completely changed. He was wearing tight jeans and had a curvy bottom and thighs.”
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Last Updated ( Friday, 13 October 2006 )
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Whole lotta baby shakin' going on |
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Monday, 17 July 2006 |
 Shake baby, shake ...
You know, this one ...
Well, now you can with our cool t-shirt (from the baby's point of view)! Check it out!
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Last Updated ( Monday, 17 July 2006 )
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Tuesday, 11 July 2006 |
A former associate suing Michael Jackson for $1.6 million suddenly claimed on the witness stand Friday that he once was dispatched to help the pop star adopt boys in Brazil, but the singer's attorney denounced the story as a smear.
Jackson's lawyer, Thomas Mundell, said "It was an effort to smear Mr. Jackson with a remark that could be interpreted to hurt him in light of the case against him last year".
The case continues. Read more
In anther matter, Michael Jackson's ex-wife claims the singer owes her a fortune and that she desperately needs money. She says she "sits on the brink of bankruptcy."
Debbie Rowe filed a motion, asking a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge to order Jackson to pay her $50,000 in living expenses for the next four months. In the legal papers Rowe claims she needs the money to continue her fight for the custody of the couple's two children. Rowe is also asking for $195,000 in legal fees. Rowe says if she does not get the money to pay her lawyers, she will have to represent herself in the custody battle.
So she wants money from MJ so she can fight him over custody! Read more
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 11 July 2006 )
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Sunday, 09 July 2006 |
Crave more wEiRd news?
Look no further than The wEiRd News Blog!
They also have quite a few articles about you-know-who... (no, NOT Voldemort, stupid!) THIS  You-know-who NOT this  You-know-who-too Although, we admit, it may be confusing!
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Last Updated ( Monday, 10 July 2006 )
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Father or Mother figure? You decide! |
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Saturday, 10 June 2006 |
 A Mother figure!
Freak show? Of course, but that is the least of his troubles:
- His career is in tatters and he's facing bankruptcy;
- There is a threat that he could have his children taken away from him in a bitter custody battle with his ex-wife Debbie Rowe;
- A judge has ordered that secret documents about the couple's 1999 divorce must be made public next month, revealing, it is alleged, that Jackson is not the natural father of his eldest son and daughter;
- At the same time the 47-year-old star is said to be planning to marry for a third time and is trying to adopt a Japanese orphan while threatening to go on the run with his children if he loses the court fight with Rowe;
- And if that were not enough, he is being sued by a former associate who claims Jackson is secretly plagued by a serious drink and prescription drugs problem.
Guess then, even in Bahrain, it never rains but pours!
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 11 June 2006 )
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Tuesday, 06 June 2006 |
 Sit on it!
Not as "harmless" as you might think ...
Well, according to a report recently released by a body language expert, it is actually a well-known sign for inviting sex. Now the question remains, who the invite was addressed to?
 A very personal invite ...
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 06 June 2006 )
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Pop quiz - Spot the snake |
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Monday, 05 June 2006 |
 Spot the snake |
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Last Updated ( Monday, 05 June 2006 )
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How Jacko puts his face on! |
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Monday, 05 June 2006 |
Ever wondered how it's done? I mean, how Whacko Jacko's face is made up? Wonder no more!
 How Jacko puts his face on!
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Last Updated ( Monday, 05 June 2006 )
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Monday, 05 June 2006 |
 Oh, what to wear? |
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